BSP 21
Didn't get the final audio for Bear Soup #21 uploaded until after 6am today. Hate getting it in so late, but my voice has been for crap since my head cold last week, and it's been too noisy during the days. Also, it's clear that I need better equipment or a more isolated studio. The iMic setup is producing really flat vocals with a lot of buzz – it was particularly noticeable mixing my audio with Tobias – my first guest in the Bear Soup hot tub!
It's the wooflicious Tobias Waterman from http://www.cutelittleblokes.com. Tobias Waterman, BTW, is the cutest little bloke himself! Here are his cute little pix:
http://tinyurl.com/jbacx
http://tinyurl.com/z6xj9
He's a musician too, as his pictures show.
The next batch of Bear Lightbulb Joke responses:
A: 18.
Eight to debate who would do it better: Bob Villa or Norm Abrams?
Five to decide how Martha would dress it,
Four to perform in the orgy,
and One sash queen to hold it as the world spins around him … her … err …
-Toshio Mana
A: Three: one to change the bulb, and two to hold the ladder and look up the handybear's Utilikilt and go WOOF.
–RJS
A: Nine. One to screw in the lightbulb, Seven to woof, and One to say he's really more of a chubby otter.
– R.E. Neu, whose story, “Really Hairy Jesus,” from the book Bearotica, I read last year here on Bear Soup.
A: None – they're too big to fit in a lightbulb.
– WebDaddy aka Jay Neal, whose story, “Cub Makes Headlines,” I also read on BSP.
A: [First of all, is the man we're talking about really a bear? Or is he actually more of a cub? an otter? a koala? a bull? or a wolf? Then, you have to find out what kind of bear he is: a cub, polar, grizzly, brown, or black? Then, is he a bottom? a top? or a middle? Kinky? Vanilla? Leather? Is the bear label really appropriate?] Hasn’t lightbulb screwing gone postbear?
Bob from Boise
*** I think I'll put up a poll on the suresha yahoo!group after I read the last batch on BSP #22 and let y'all vote for a weiner. The competition is stiff!
