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I'm tuning in to something on Majority Report: the Mr Hetero Contest! Holy Heterocentricity! Can we flood this event with Boston-area bears?
http://www.mrhetero.com/

Mr Hetero Promotions Presents the Mr Heterosexual Contest 2006
A Celebration of God's Creation

A real competition that will bring fun and laughter as we celebrate God's design. Come be a part of the fun either as a contestant or an audience member.

Mr Heterosexual Massachusetts
Feb 4th, 2006
Location be announced.
Tickets for events are 10.00 ea.. limited seating at the door or order in advance at:
413-668-8147

Events
Strength – how many oprah magazines can you tear?
Talent – your choice
Intellectual – answering random questions such as your favorite heterosexual role model
Competition – name that food
………..more events to be announced.
Entry fee for competition 20.00.
Must be at least 18 to enter competition

Prizes
1st place 100.00 1st place trophy
2nd place 50.00 2nd place trophy
3rd place 25.00 3rd place trophy
Future events Mr Hetero Albany, NY. date coming soon
Mr Hetero Louisville, KY. date coming soon
To schedule an event in your state call – 413-668-8147

Published by Ron Suresha

Ron Jackson Suresha is an editor, anthologist, and writer. He is considered an authority on emergent queer masculinities, in particular the subcultures of gay and bi male Bears and of male bisexuality. For Ron's service to the bear community, he was named "Bear of the Year" 2008. Born in Detroit, Michigan, Suresha attended the University of Michigan (Ann Arbor, 1976-8), where he studied creative writing, and Vista College (Berkeley, Cal., 1989-92), where he studied American Sign Language. For more than two decades, he has worked as a freelance proofreader for trade book publishers such as Shambhala Publications. He was married in October 2004 to Rocco Russo. He is also a licensed Justice of the Peace in Connecticut, an ordained minister, ULC, and a member of the New London Green Party. Nonfiction works include Bears on Bears: Interviews & Discussions; Bi Men: Coming Out (coeditor, with Pete Chvany); Bisexual Perspectives on the Life and Work of Alfred C. Kinsey (editor). His latest book is The Uncommon Sense of the Immortal Mullah Nasruddin: Stories, jests, and donkey tales of the beloved Persian folk hero, published by Lethe Press.