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Bear Soup #20

Bear Soup #20 is running, with four of the bear lightbulb jokes, and a review of the “Bears Gone Wild!” feature in the new issue of Unzipped magazine!

Here are the first four answers to the Bear Soup question:
How many [gay] bears does it take to screw in a light bulb?
+ 2 bears – and it better be a big bulb so that both bears can screw inside of it!
Greg Hudson, Woobie Bear Music
+ Two, if they can find a way to get inside!
Peter Peter, bearchubchasernyc
+ Four, one to screw in the bulb and three to eat the custard doughnuts!
Michael Oliver, Kent UK
+ Three: one to screw in the light bulb, one to screw the first bear on the ladder, and the third to say, “Been there, done him,” turn on his heels, and walk out.
RoBear, MidwessedWolf

I'll put up a push poll for folks to vote on zer favorite. ;-D}

Tomorrow heading to Ptown. Always a fun trip, and more than a little anxious about the reading/reception.

Published by Ron Suresha

Ron Jackson Suresha is an editor, anthologist, and writer. He is considered an authority on emergent queer masculinities, in particular the subcultures of gay and bi male Bears and of male bisexuality. For Ron's service to the bear community, he was named "Bear of the Year" 2008. Born in Detroit, Michigan, Suresha attended the University of Michigan (Ann Arbor, 1976-8), where he studied creative writing, and Vista College (Berkeley, Cal., 1989-92), where he studied American Sign Language. For more than two decades, he has worked as a freelance proofreader for trade book publishers such as Shambhala Publications. He was married in October 2004 to Rocco Russo. He is also a licensed Justice of the Peace in Connecticut, an ordained minister, ULC, and a member of the New London Green Party. Nonfiction works include Bears on Bears: Interviews & Discussions; Bi Men: Coming Out (coeditor, with Pete Chvany); Bisexual Perspectives on the Life and Work of Alfred C. Kinsey (editor). His latest book is The Uncommon Sense of the Immortal Mullah Nasruddin: Stories, jests, and donkey tales of the beloved Persian folk hero, published by Lethe Press.